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| Smoking Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. | Author Unknown | |
| 2 | Smoking is a shocking thing -- blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done to us. | Johnson | Samuel |
| 3 | I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself. | Kelly | Barbara |
| 4 | Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. | Prentice | George D. |
| 5 | I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. | Twain | Mark |
| 6 | To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. | Twain | Mark |
| 7 | Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. | Vaughan | Bill |
| 8 | Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. | Barry | Dave |
| 9 | No... he's dead. When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked. | Burns | George |
| 10 | I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something. | Burns | George |
| 10 quotations on Smoking |

