Shrek Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Oh no, dead broad off the table!	Shrek
2	Shrek: Does anyone know where this Farquaad guy is? [Donkey jumps up and down, shouting out like a young child] Donkey: Oh, I know. I know where he is. Shrek: Does anyone else know where to find him? Donkey: Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!	Shrek
3	Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have	Shrek
4	Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess. Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Donkey: How do you know that? Shrek: I read it in a boo	Shrek
5	Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway? Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her. Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.	Shrek
6	Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon? Shrek: It's on my to-do list. Shrek (to fiona): I've Got to go and save my ass.	Shrek
7	That's right, I'm a flying talking donkey. You mighta seen a house fly, maybe even a superfly, but you ain't never seen a donkey fly	Shrek
8	Puppets at the Information Center [Singing]: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town	Shrek
9	Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE! Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect... place! Donkey: WOW!!	Shrek
10	You hear that? She called me a noble steed.	Shrek

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