Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.	Respect
2	could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.	Respect
3	I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.	Thin
4	I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.	Communication
5	I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.	Respect
6	I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.	Miscellaneouo
7	I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous— everyone hasn't met me yet.	Hatred
8	I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.	Marriage
9	I was such an ugly kid— when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.	Ugliness
10	I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.	Hockey

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