Hawkeye Pierce MASH Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Hawkeye Pierce, looking for maps of the minefield: Why aren't they under 'M'? Radar O'Reilly: Because they're under 'B' for 'boom'.	Filing
2	Hawkeye Pierce:I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.	Alcohol
3	Hawkeye Pierce:I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash	Violence

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