Bill Maher Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Apparently Bob Dole's new election strategy is to find a Republican policy so stupid, even Clinton won't copy it.	Politics
2	Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.	Politics
3	Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.	Politics
4	George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.	Politics
5	I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.	Politics
6	It was like Ground Hog Day. He popped out of a hole, and we got four more years of Bush. [Referring to Saddam Hussein's capture]	Politics
7	Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.	Politics
8	The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislatio	Politics
9	They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.	Politics
10	Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?	Politics

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